if i had legs i'd kick you where to watch

The phrase "If I had legs, I'd kick you where" is incomplete and seems like part of a humorous or sarcastic expression. It implies a playful or threatening sentence about kicking someone if the speaker had legs. If you are asking where to watch something related to this phrase, please clarify what specific content, show, or video you are referring to so I can help you find a place to watch it.