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Here are some funny "This or That" questions that can be used for fun and lighthearted conversations:

  • Fight one horse-sized duck or 100 duck-sized horses?
  • Always talk like a pirate or always walk like a penguin?
  • Have spaghetti for hair or marshmallows for toes?
  • Wear clown shoes every day or a Viking helmet everywhere you go?
  • Only be able to whisper or only be able to shout?
  • Have a permanently squeaky voice or randomly burst into song every 10 minutes?
  • Always smell like garlic or always smell like wet dog?
  • Have forks for fingers or spoons for toes?
  • Have your laugh sound like a car horn or have your sneeze sound like a trumpet?
  • Always have popcorn stuck in your teeth or a rock in your shoe?
  • Never be able to stop dancing or never be able to stop singing?
  • Be able to talk to squirrels or have a pet parrot that insults you all the time?
  • Have a nose that honks like a clown horn when you touch it or ears that flap when you run?
  • Only be able to move in slow motion or only be able to speak in rhymes?
  • Wear a chicken suit to work every day or wear a tutu to the grocery store every time you shop?

These questions are great for getting laughs and sparking creative and silly conversations.