Here are some memorable quotes from "What We Do in the Shadows":
- Viago: "I really hope that those guys don't kill those police, because it will mean more police will come. Possibly even Christians, which is totally the last thing we need in this house."
- Deacon: "I think we drink virgin blood because it sounds cool."
- Vladislav: "I think of it like this. If you are going to eat a sandwich, you would just enjoy it more if you knew no one had fucked it."
- Vladislav: "Leave me to do my dark bidding on the internet!"
- Deacon: "One day I was selling my wares, and I walked past this old, creepy castle, and I look at it and think, 'Very old and creepy'. And then this creature flies at me! It dragged me back to this dark dungeon, and bit into my neck. And just at the point of death... this creature forced me to suck its foul blood. And then it opened its wings, like this, and hovered above me screeching, 'Now... You are vampire!' And it was Petyr. And we're still friends today."
- Vladislav: "What are you doing tonight? Are you going to kill some perverts?"
- Deacon: "When you are a vampire you become very... sexy."
- Viago: "You're a cool guy but you're not pulling your weight in the flat."
- Deacon: "This is what happens when you're a vampire. You have to watch everyone die... all your friends. Sometimes brutal, like slipping and falling onto a giant spike. Or falling asleep in an autumn pile of leaves and having some of them block your windpipe... No, if I know Stu, this was probably the way he wanted to go. Disembowelled by werewolves. Blood and guts splayed onto the trees. His face torn to shreds."
These quotes capture the humor and unique vampire perspective in the film/show "What We Do in the Shadows".
